jesuschristvevo:

when i drop my pencil in front of the teachers desk and go 2 pick it up

dailydoseofsamantics:

There is this guy on the bus who calls himself Jeff. Jeff narrates the entire bus ride in third person. Today was the only day I have been on the bus with Jeff where someone has told him to shut up. Jeff sighed and then said “Jeff dramatically looks out of the window while sighing. Jeff just couldn’t understand why people had to be so rude.” The person who told him to shut up now looks like he is going to cry out of frustration.

jaclcfrost:

places i feel connected to on a spiritual level

ashleysexxythriller:

pattinsin:

i actually have a fashion taste that is completly different from what i actually wear but i dont have enough confidence to wear what i really want to wear

or the money

hamburgurl:

I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

commanderinqueef:

hey pull my finger

*finger detaches*

see you in court asshole

remusandthelupins:

hello, yes drug dealer i’d like some weed brownies hold the weed